Doom9
14th April 2004, 15:14
Wow.. I just signed up to download the latest Oracle J2EE development package (these days it seems to be popular to have a J2EE development environment.. I just downloaded Sun Java Creator a few days ago). Anyway, since thereg once ran a story on Dell's ordering page (long after they set up those hilarious questions about WMD and terrorism - I've had to go through that on every Dell order I've ever made) I thought I'd share what Oracle asks you to agree to:
I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export.
I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to the above mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries.
I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders.
I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above mentioned lists.
I will not use the Programs for, and will not allow the Programs to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.
Wow.. list of Specially Designated Nationals (with first letters!), I wonder what that is. The Commerce Table of Denial Orders also seems to be interesting. What the heck is a Denial Order or a Specially Designated National?
Needless to say that I'm going to write my nuclear weapon in Basic, not Java :devil:
I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export.
I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to the above mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries.
I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders.
I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above mentioned lists.
I will not use the Programs for, and will not allow the Programs to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.
Wow.. list of Specially Designated Nationals (with first letters!), I wonder what that is. The Commerce Table of Denial Orders also seems to be interesting. What the heck is a Denial Order or a Specially Designated National?
Needless to say that I'm going to write my nuclear weapon in Basic, not Java :devil: