Worst film ever! Show and tell [Archive]

Neo Neko

17th March 2004, 19:50

Gee no one mentioned the official worst movie of all time. Plan 9 From Outer Space. Granted since then much worse crap could have been made. So perhaps it is time for a recount.

One of the worst movies I have seen recently is "Dark Angel". It has nothing to do with the TV series. Had Jesica Alba been in it; well it would have been much better to watch. No this is the movie with Dolph Lundgren where he plays a cop invesigating strange murders. There is this stupid looking alien drug dealer come to earth. He has this gauntlet thingy with a toilet snake that pops out of the wrist area. He then lodges this in his victims forehead, injects them with heroin, exsanguinates them, and filters the endorphins from their blood. Because it is the "Ultimate" drug. :p And if that was not bad enough the only thing the alien ever says is "I come in peace". He usually says that right before he kills someone. Oh and the "Space Gun". :rolleyes:

Soulhunter

17th March 2004, 20:41

Originally posted by DK64_MASTER
Tie between Waking Ned Devine, and The Super Mario Bros Movie.
Originally posted by GIR
Street Fighter: The Movie
Yeah, movies based on computer games... :p

I have to add this Mortal Kombat movies to the list !!!

Originally posted by Swan
The far worst movie, at least in the sci-fi area, that I've ever seen was "Moontrap" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097911/). If it had been available on DVD now I'd buy it and watch as a comedy. :)
Hey, I like this movie... :o

Generally I would add all this Michael Dudikoff "ninja" movies to the list !!!

Bye

DK64_MASTER

17th March 2004, 23:39

Hey, I like Mortal Kombat!! I own the DVD of it... (puts head down in shame)

Final Fantasy wasn't too bad, and Tomb Raider was between average and above average. I want to see a Zelda movie. It would have a good fantasy plot...

tenebrenz

18th March 2004, 01:39

Probably the worst film I own (out of about 500 movies) is Jess Franco's Vampire Blues, although it's not without some merit.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209458/

But for more mainstream movies I thought Verhoeven's Starship Troopers or Hollow Man were extremely poor. The Invisible Man is such a cool idea and with modern effects how did he make it suck so badly?

@BB, surely even a heavily censored Zombie 1 (Dawn of the Dead) is preferable to many other movies although it could be painful to watch! Btw, the French DVD of this is very nice :) I think it's the Argento edit of the movie.

r6d2

18th March 2004, 01:46

60 Seconds. It took me little more than that to zap to Discovery Channel.

mudda_t

18th March 2004, 04:59

"South of Heaven, West of Hell"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179473/

Mug Funky

18th March 2004, 06:14

hey, i liked "waking ned devine"...

hmm. worst movie ever? i don't think i could pin it down exactly as i tend to have a fair idea whether a movie is going to be poor, and as such i don't see too many of them.

ones that spring to mind:

- biker boys. gee, what a new and original spin - fast and furious on bikes. and morpheus looked like somebody's sad old uncle in this movie.

- Star Wars - the phantom menace. do we need any more proof that mad cow disease has made it to america and has claimed at least 1 victim?

- V. this was a space horror movie. all i could think while watching it was "does paramount know you've stolen half their star trek memorabilia and put stripes on it?"

- Titanic. very poor. i was moved, but only to laughter, which wasn't cameron's intention i'm sure. the only bit i enjoyed was when that guy fell off the back of the ship onto the propellor (yes, i know. i need help :P) you'd think with a movie that long that statistically at least there's bound to be something worth watching.

fccHandler

18th March 2004, 08:00

I tend to like "bad" movies, just because they're bad. Some of my all-time favorites are widely considered to be extremely bad movies. For example, the first DVD I ever bought was "Showgirls." A gaudy, trashy, shameless, sensational movie with no redeeming social value at all. (Of course, I love every moment of it!)

In the same genre, some other bad classics that come to mind are "Striptease" and "Barbarella."

jimmy basushi

18th March 2004, 09:41

without a doubt, mission impossible 2. some of those newer van dam movies are pretty damned horrible too.

Fox Mulder

18th March 2004, 10:40

A vote for The watcher (2000); while there are far worse movies, I can't believe Reeves made this after The Matrix (1999). Bad directing, bad script, very cliched and boring. Oh, and Rob Zombie's Dragula in the soundtrack? :sly:

Neo Neko

18th March 2004, 10:49

Hail to the king baby
It's a trick. Get an axe.
See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!
Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Come get some!

Any takers? :D

18th March 2004, 10:53

Originally posted by tenebrenz
@BB, surely even a heavily censored Zombie 1 (Dawn of the Dead) is preferable to many other movies although it could be painful to watch! Btw, the French DVD of this is very nice :) I think it's the Argento edit of the movie.
The FSK 16 version I accidentally picked up here in Germany is easy to describe: Take out every blood scene from the original, and you end up with a totally crippled, senseless film, just awfully boring - a real headache. Then you remember what a cult it was to see the uncensored film on video at the age of fifteen...

Fortunately I could get a copy of the original on DVD in the meantime ;)
Nowadays it's not the horror that makes me like the film, it's the souvenir of the good old times when I watched this kind of "forbidden" films together with the old friends.

bb

Kedirekin

18th March 2004, 13:13

@Neo Neko,

You didn't like Evil Dead? How can anyone not like Evil Dead?

Mug Funky

18th March 2004, 14:24

EVIL DEAD! i never saw it, but evil dead 2 was awesome

it's so funny... and violent...

that bit where his posessed hand is smashing plates on his head is priceless.

duartix

18th March 2004, 14:31

@Neo Neko:
You're goin' down. Chainsaw! ;)

cypher_soundz

18th March 2004, 15:58

@fccHandler
I have a few “bad” movies also ,as souvenirs really. From the time that me and my mates used to watch them, a good “bad” movie that will make you laugh is a film called Breakin (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086998/ ). We laughed the whole way through, that turbo guy cracks me up :) . So in a way I think there is a light at the end of the tunnel for really bad movies.
I will watch that movie time and time again :p
Regards
Cyph

fccHandler

18th March 2004, 17:27

Who can forget "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"? :D

cypher_soundz

18th March 2004, 18:16

Definitely not:D! It’s up there on my self next to number one lol!
Regards
cyph

Neo Neko

18th March 2004, 19:30

Originally posted by Kedirekin
@Neo Neko,

You didn't like Evil Dead? How can anyone not like Evil Dead?

Oooooooooo! So sorry. Thanks for playing. But it was "Army of Darkness". And I love Army of Darkness and Evil Dead. I have all three on DVD. But they are cult classics. Often reffered to by the masses as god awful movies. I also have Return of the Killer Tomatoes on DVD as well as a few other oddities. It had George Clooney in it for crying out loud. :p

Barker

18th March 2004, 19:35

For me it was Gerry, I was bored out of my mind, 2 guys walking through a desert talking about nothing is not my idea of a movie plot.

Kedirekin

18th March 2004, 22:30

Originally posted by Neo Neko
Oooooooooo! So sorry. Thanks for playing. But it was "Army of Darkness".

<snip>

Shows what I know. I thought Evil Dead and Army of Darkness were two names for the same movie.

DK64_MASTER

19th March 2004, 00:44

I got army of darkness. It is pretty hillarious, but downright awful if you have any taste in movies. (Not me)

nikthebak

19th March 2004, 00:47

Originally posted by Kedirekin
Shows what I know. I thought Evil Dead and Army of Darkness were two names for the same movie.

There are three Evil Dead movies, where Army Of The Darkness is the third installment. They never should have let Sam Raimi embarrass himself (even more than he already has) with that god-awful Spiderman movie.

Neo Neko, you used too obvious one-liners. "We've got plans for you, girly girl!" would have been much more challenging :D

It's extremely amusing because a skeleton said that, most likely suggesting something sexual -- now what is a skeleton going to do with a girl? Bone her?

Speaking of Spiderman, the recent Marvel movies are all way more terrible than mere words can describe. But on the other hand, so are the comics...

A movie called "Crash" was so mindachingly bad that I sincerely hope that everyone involved in it's production would be shot.

I also despise multimillion dollar Hollywood movies which turn out to be totally useless, empty, meaningless and messageless bubblegum products (such as Armageddon and ID4 mentioned here). Not all of them do, but a vast majority does. That money would be much better spent on building homes for the homeless or feeding the starving.

Edit:

Grammar

duartix

19th March 2004, 16:30

Do you people know how I manage to quickly check whether a movie is challenging or not, just by browsing IMDB?
Presenting the duartix's 3 easy steps solution:
1. Search IMDB for the movie title.
2. After User rating click the stars (*******) graph.
3. Do the following calculation: r = ( Non-US users - US users )

r > 0.7 - a must see.
0.7 > r > 0.2 - definetely worth watching.
0 > r > 0.2 - check user comments.
r < 0 - triple check user comments if you really really want to see it.
r < -0.2 - run away! Run away !

Well, I can tell you this method has been in use for 3+ years and has worked for me 9 out of 10 times... :D

19th March 2004, 17:30

Originally posted by Neo Neko
Any takers? :D
Army of Darkness OWNED! It only proves the hard fact that horror can only be combined with humour :).

Nic

19th March 2004, 17:52

ED:AOD really did rule...Raimi also did American Gothic...my fave tv-show when I was young, which got cancelled after one season....still bitter.

milatchi

19th March 2004, 18:03

mmm... Off the top of my head Highlander 2. That movie was really bad but the first one was alright.

xlee

22nd March 2004, 08:17

Pearl Harbor (2001)

Slogra

22nd March 2004, 14:45

Army of Darkness is such a fun movie and is one of my favorite movies of all times. Creating such a great movie with so little money is a great archievement. Same goes for the other Evil Dead movies. They are good example how hilarious puppets/stopmotion can be compared to nowadays dull CGI graphics.

YOU GOT THAT!?

Spiderman isn't that bad, but it ain't great either. And i actually liked X-men 2, nothing wrong with that movie imo.

22nd March 2004, 15:07

Originally posted by Slogra
They are good example how hilarious puppets/stopmotion can be compared to nowadays dull CGI graphics.
Go watch the Onimusha 3 Preview :).

cypher_soundz

22nd March 2004, 19:01

@mf
Wow Onimusha 3 looks good!
Nice links in your sig btw :p
Regards
cyph

jim1595

24th March 2004, 13:09

If you want to see horrible go see Ticker http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196158/ It is the worst Steven Seagal movie to date which is really saying something. The acting is horrible, the editing is a joke (when they stop "driving" the background just freezes), and the fight scenes are the worst ever. Seagal was completely out of shape in this movie so the fight scenes consisted of the camera shaking a ton, followed by a shadowy cut to Seagal's face or hands, and then a generic bad guy flying away or falling down. Also notable is Dennis Hopper's weak attempt at an Irish accent which totally flops. If you want to see horrible movies in their highest form, look no further than this movie.

smok3

24th March 2004, 14:24

well, there was lots of them, but maybe triple-x wins the crown for me, that 'movie' is a lot of nothing happening very fast for like 2 hours, i was amazed by the amount of bs that was possible to fit into one single film really. (the only reason i wathed it to the end is that feeling when you cant really belive this is for 'real'..)

ok, another winner would be al-pacino in insomnia..., must be the most boring movie ever (which is the opposite of the title really..).

oh, thumbs up for evil dead 2, definately my favorite b-movie.

duartix

24th March 2004, 16:57

If you want to see horrible go see Ticker http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196158/ It is the worst Steven Seagal movie to date which is really saying something.
Funny thing, the ratings: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196158/ratings :confused:
How can there possibly be so many people giving 10s? Almost as many as the ones giving 1.

I really liked Insomnia, I've seen a lot more boring films than this.

But I have a new contestant: A knight's tale. I couldn't think of a more kitsch movie. Utterly ridiculous...
It's also incredible the number of people who give good reviews of this movie. I would only give it a 2/10, because I'm hopelessly in love with Shannyn Sossamon...

DDogg

25th March 2004, 00:04

Ah, you guys, what are you all thinking? Chris Rock's POOTY TANG has got to be the worse movie ever made. Well, maybe not, because it is soooo bad that it is funny.

Valky

26th March 2004, 18:06

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0194143/

'Meet prince charming'

I watched this yesterday when it came out on finnish tv. Acting was horrible, plot was something that has been made so many times before and always better. There was no chemistry between the actors and god I hated this movie!

I guess something tells also the facts that:

1. the director of this movie never did anything after this movie.
2. Man who played the main role never acted in movies or tv after this
3. Woman (Tia Carrere) hasn't played in movies after this (except voice-acting in Lilo & Stich)

So I guess the producers were pretty pissed off too :)

SilentRipper

27th March 2004, 16:41

I don't think any of you have seen "Journey to the Center of Time". If you haven't and want something to torture your kids when they misbehave, or when you feel like you've sinned and need to hurt yourself, watch this. You can find it in any Wal-Mart DVD bin for like $1-2.

This is a movie that Mystery Science Theatre 3000 would reject simply on the basis that it's too retarded. This is a movie where you expect dubbed over voices for hilarity, but instead it's real voices of the actors and they are tyring to be serious.

jgoldberg

28th March 2004, 06:18

Hey I really liked Mortal Kombat, and Tomb Raider. Final Fantasy had bad CGI acting with those almost emotionless faces.

Ed Wood's movies were pretty bad. Also I saw a french version of Fahrenheit 451 in high school english that was absolutely terrible! Someone could make a _much_ better version of it. Could be made into a great film.

The rating on different films in IMdb is because people have different tastes in movies.

Tuning

28th March 2004, 08:14

The last one I saw was Jackie Chan's Medallion, It was so horrible that I gave the DVD to someone for free.

communist

28th March 2004, 08:19

The Core :p
So predictable...

Soulhunter

28th March 2004, 17:37

Originally posted by communist
The Core :p
So predictable...
This movie would also give some nice discussion here... (http://forum.doom9.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69482) :D

Bye

Doobie

28th March 2004, 17:47

I rented Pearl Harbor (2001). It spanned two DVDs. After watching the fist DVD half, I returned it. I don't think I ever failed to watch any other rental all the way through simply because it sucked so bad.

The biggest disappointment of all time was Star Wars Episode I. Star Wars had become a part of the fabric of our culture like no other movie. Money was really no object in making the movie. There was many years to plan this movie and mountains of material to use. Yet, when it came out, it was a stupid cartoon with live actors and CGI backgrounds; little more than a long children's toy commercial. The only interesting villain is quickly killed, and the hero is totally unlikable. I could go on for a long time about bad things about that movie.

VioletHue

29th March 2004, 11:55

I can't believe no one mentioned Battlefield Earth. I know the book was cheesy, what sci-fi opera isn't? But I thoroughly enjoyed the book nontheless. However the movie was a horrible dissapointment.

communist

29th March 2004, 14:29

Originally posted by VioletHue
I can't believe no one mentioned Battlefield Earth.
I heard that it was terrible - so I didn watch it ;)

Neo Neko

29th March 2004, 21:38

Outside of the T n' A "Attack of The 60 Foot Cernterfold" was suitably awfull.

Doobie

30th March 2004, 22:13

Originally posted by Slogra
Army of Darkness is such a fun movie and is one of my favorite movies of all times. Creating such a great movie with so little money is a great archievement. Same goes for the other Evil Dead movies.

The worst offensive of a movie is to be boring. Evil Dead and Battlefield Earth are not guilty of this. Both are cheesy in the extreme. Both are stupid. Neither had cute girls. Yet, RottenTomatoes gives Evil Dead 100% and Battlefield Earth 4%.

I guess when the budget is low, people excuse cheesy and stupid.

The sequals to Evil Dead were better.

Battlefield Earth isn't nearly as bad as claimed. If it were so bad, it would have been ignored rather than lifted up as a bad example.

Wolfman

31st March 2004, 02:32

American Ninja starring Lee van Cleef, rockets from his wrists, Very obvious stunt Double(different Build), ability to walk on the ceiling! (so bad it was good).

Valky

31st March 2004, 16:51

Originally posted by Wolfman
American Ninja starring Lee van Cleef, rockets from his wrists, Very obvious stunt Double(different Build), ability to walk on the ceiling! (so bad it was good).

Actually you are little bit confused now :)
Lee Van Cleef has never acted in American Ninja. He has made some poor ninja movies, but the serie was called 'master ninja'

There is only one true American Ninja and he is Michael Dudikoff :)

Wolfman

1st April 2004, 00:03

God man your right ..the eighty's is all a bit cloudy dude...

dragongodz

1st April 2004, 06:11

yep and it was a tv show. the pilot and i think a couple of story arcs were released as movies aswell but they are still cheap "shot for tv" stuff. so one cant really expect too much from that.

Valky

1st April 2004, 10:34

Were these Lee Van Cleef ninja-movies the same films were he was always acting with his ninja-mask open? so that he had the costume, but his face was always showing? I remember seeing some of Cleef's ninja-movies in finnish-tv when I was a little boy. Name of the movie was then translated something called 'Java's tiger'. I guess it had to be the same.

theReal

4th April 2004, 12:50

I have another bad movie from the supermarket's 3.50 Euro grab-bag:

Dark Breed (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116026/)

Maybe the bad impression is also due to the worst DVD mastering I've ever seen (the picture quality looks like a Divx that I'd throw away immediately because you could do better 1 CD rips...)

jim1595

8th April 2004, 02:07

I've got a new possible addition to the list on the way to my house right now: The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144096/ I just picked it up for $1.50 on ebay. I predict a result ranging from mediocre to brutally horrible. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the latter. Either way i'm sure i'll enjoy it.

Neo Neko

8th April 2004, 22:55

Hehe. I remember super dave osbourne.

Doom9

8th April 2004, 23:06

Bubba Ho-Tep anyone? If I wasn't a night person I would've definitely fallen asleep during that one. Down by law (it's black and white so it already has a huge disadvantage in my book) was also one of the films that I watched in its original size, browsing the web in the background because I couldn't ass myself to concentrate, it seemed so boring. And you can add a lot of rated 18 cut down to get a 16 rating movies you can get in Germany to that list.. they often are cut in a way so that the story makes no sense anymore. Bruce Willis' Last Boyscout was an excellent example.. it had whole pieces of the story missing.

Digital_child

8th April 2004, 23:49

Super Mario Brothers !!!!!!

hands down the worst movie ever created.

Neo Neko

9th April 2004, 03:06

Hehehe. I liked SMB. It was not in anyway true to it's roots. But it was still kinda fun and original. The broblem with bringing SMB to the screen is that there was very little TnA to flaunt[princess is just flat] and the violence was fairly PC.[jumping on your enemeys and not shooting or disembowling] The engaging part has always been the game play and not the story or the characters. They are largely secondary. Is it any wonder why they are making a Metroid movie and not say Crash Bandicoot, Sonic The Hedghog, Packman, Rockman, etc movie? They may be ok for saturday morning cartoon fare. But not the movies.

theReal

9th April 2004, 19:03

Down by law (it's black and white so it already has a huge disadvantage in my book) was also one of the films that I watched in its original size, browsing the web in the background because I couldn't ass myself to concentrate, it seemed so boring.
IMO Down by Law is pretty good (it's not a masterpiece maybe, but I liked it). I found the little Italian guy and his accent pretty funny :D

ElQuapo

10th April 2004, 18:18

Karate Warrior 2 - this movie is so fu..... bad that it is stupidly funny. My friends and I found it at Blockbuster, where they where selling old rented out movies for 10-20kr (1-2$) and laughed our asses off while watching it.

TotalChaos

11th April 2004, 07:10

Has anyone considered "The Tuxedo." Talk about boring plot and extremely predictable. Mix some martial arts with a hint of tits and ass and any american will like it! Is that realy that case??

cypher_soundz

11th April 2004, 12:11

Originally posted by TotalChaos
...Mix some martial arts with a hint of tits and ass and any american will like it! Is that realy that case??
I'm afraid so ;) did you miss that Jennifer Love Hewitt was in the film? :p kinda bad plot, but she made up for it.
Regards
Cyph

dragongodz

11th April 2004, 13:18

"Has anyone considered "The Tuxedo." "
ok not one of Jackie Chans best but it is nowhere near the worst film ever made. try watching some of the other movies mentioned in this thread and you will see what i mean. :)

Atamido

11th April 2004, 19:07

Originally posted by Doom9
Bubba Ho-Tep anyone? If I wasn't a night person I would've definitely fallen asleep during that one. Hey, I liked that one. But you're right, most of the monologues could have been taken out and it would have made it better. Hail to the King!

mudda_t

16th April 2004, 10:59

Bubba Ho-Tep was bad but not worst film ever. Matter of fact the more I think of it Bubba felt more like an episode of X-files than it did a movie.

niamh

18th April 2004, 00:23

the third society

no doubt.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221637/usercomments ..have a look....byworst i don't mean most boring . That one is a good laugh, but it deserves a Nobel prize in the bad movies category :D

actually there is a point of no return, when a movie is so beyond bad, it becomes good . i bet most of you agree ;)

Tuning

18th April 2004, 04:03

Originally posted by niamh
actually there is a point of no return, when a movie is so beyond bad, it becomes good . i bet most of you agree ;)
Yeah,
...When you realize you put all the money for a crappy dvd... :D:D:D

sugarmonster

18th April 2004, 19:50

Yay, I can finally post! At last I've found a thread running in an area I feel qualified to comment on :D

First off I'm surprised no-one's mentioned http://www.badmovies.org Unfortunately I've seen a disproportionate amount of the stuff on there!

As to personal bests - well there are too many "B" movies to rate the best but Death Race 2000 has to get a nomination. After all it has the immortal line "You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato"

Battlefield Earth gets my vote for the worst big budget attempt of recent years.

And then there's this little gem I found while channel surfing. It's called "Dragon Fighter" and I think this short clip illustrates the very worst piece of editing I have ever seen!

http://www.sugarmonster.net/vidclips/great%20editing!.avi

Dean Cain should have stuck to Superman!

Marc.

theReal

18th April 2004, 20:30

Are you positive that all this weird effects like "going-to-16:9-and-back-I-am-an-avantgardist-cutter" is really part of the original movie???

Oh my god!!

cypher_soundz

18th April 2004, 20:41

Welcome to the forum!
:eek: Wow :p that's a funny clip lol.
Thanks for the link
Regards
Cyph

sugarmonster

18th April 2004, 22:23

Originally posted by theReal
Are you positive that all this weird effects like "going-to-16:9-and-back-I-am-an-avantgardist-cutter" is really part of the original movie???

I wish I could say I hacked it together myself but I couldn't even begin to approach that level of creative genius :)

I think the moment I decided I had to capture it for posterity was when the screen split into three randomly sized parts and that fourth angle that didn't fit into any of the available space just faded in from the side...

TotalChaos

19th April 2004, 01:21

@sugarmonster
ooh ooh I wanna ask nicly!!!!!!! (hope I don't get struck down my mods as I only have on e point left..... I wanna liiiive)

@dragongodz (the tuxedo)
your total right when you say, "not one of Jackie Chans best but it is nowhere near the worst film ever made." I admit these other nominations are, by far, worse creations!!!!

jim1595

19th April 2004, 04:32

I'd have to say without a doubt that The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave is one of the worst movies ever created. Since getting the dvd i've had to watch it in short stints since i just can't sit through it all in one sitting. Maybe they should've gotten the editor from Dragon Fighter to really liven up all this horrible humor, but they probably couldn't have anyway since his trial version of Adobe Premier probably ran out.

This link is rather off topic and i'm sure some of you have already seen it, but i thought i'd throw it in anyway:
http://www.wiredvideo.com/clips/av4/techtv-blooper.wmv

lurch101

6th April 2005, 22:18

As a first post, I'd like to point out that everyone missed Joan of Arc with Leelee Sobieski as our favorite heroine and Neil Patrick Harris, TV's Doogie Howser as the evil king (the guy's like 30 in the film and still looks 12... and surely nothing close to evil). I had to turn this piece of crap off after an hour and a half (nearly an hour before it was over) wishing I'd spent the time stabbing myself in the eye instead.

This is the kind of film that's created for viewing only in mental wards to the recently lobotomized to ensure the procedure went correctly. Not to mention it had to compete with Milla Jovovich being Joan of Arc the same year, and she's got miles of cred on Leelee (cuz she was in Dazed and Confused, of course).

lukezter

7th April 2005, 03:42

I thought that this movie was actually called "I come in peace" and wasn't it Rutger Hauer that was in it? Could of been Dolph Lundgren tho'...terrible POS that was!

Originally posted by Neo Neko
Gee no one mentioned the official worst movie of all time. Plan 9 From Outer Space. Granted since then much worse crap could have been made. So perhaps it is time for a recount.

One of the worst movies I have seen recently is "Dark Angel". It has nothing to do with the TV series. Had Jesica Alba been in it; well it would have been much better to watch. No this is the movie with Dolph Lundgren where he plays a cop invesigating strange murders. There is this stupid looking alien drug dealer come to earth. He has this gauntlet thingy with a toilet snake that pops out of the wrist area. He then lodges this in his victims forehead, injects them with heroin, exsanguinates them, and filters the endorphins from their blood. Because it is the "Ultimate" drug. :p And if that was not bad enough the only thing the alien ever says is "I come in peace". He usually says that right before he kills someone. Oh and the "Space Gun". :rolleyes:

Mug Funky

8th April 2005, 17:11

dude, dark angel was an awesome drinking movie. i still remember some of it.

if you want to see bad, go to a video rental place and check out the horror section. i mean the horror movies you've never heard about.

b-grade does this stuff justice - straight-to-video stuff, home-shot with maybe 10 bucks and a pizza as a budget. great for a laugh though (and they somehow manage to put a director's commentary on these...)

niamh

8th April 2005, 18:00

Originally posted by Mug Funky

b-grade does this stuff justice - straight-to-video stuff, home-shot with maybe 10 bucks and a pizza as a budget. great for a laugh though (and they somehow manage to put a director's commentary on these...) [/B]

I own about 30 of those :D .

Arachnotron

8th April 2005, 22:25

My Chauffeur (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091579/)
This one was so bad even the actors involved didn't take it seriously. Which made it funny in a twisted sort of way. Simply the worst thing ever to come out of the 80's
Bad Taste (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610/)
Peter Jackson, before he learned to... think, really.

and for some typically Dutch crap:
Oesters van Nam Kee (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301245/)
Most Dutch movies are bad, but this one was an all-time low.

In general: anything by Steven Segal or Chuck Norris and Star Wars episode I-III.

DigitAl56K

8th April 2005, 22:28

Legally Blonde 2.

Technically, I shouldn't bag this movie without seeing it in its entirity, but I couldn't bring myself to watch for more than 5 minutes. The memories still haunt me, but my therapist says I may eventually recover.

Neo Neko

9th April 2005, 03:30

Originally posted by lukezter
I thought that this movie was actually called "I come in peace" and wasn't it Rutger Hauer that was in it? Could of been Dolph Lundgren tho'...terrible POS that was!

Actually it is both. http://imdb.com/title/tt0099817/ For some reason it goes by both names? And it is Dolph. :p

emazur

9th April 2005, 13:03

Don't know if it's the worst, but I recently saw Womb Raider (adult take on Tomb Raider) and it sucked pretty bad. Terrible, terrible plot and acting. Yeah, I know it's an adult film, but still. Actually, that was the first adult film I ever rented, don't know if they're all that bad. If so, why sit through 2 hours of dreck with nude/sex scenes here and there when you can just get some real porno?

Haven't seen it, but House of the Dead looks really shitty too.

TactX

9th April 2005, 13:32

Hmm, propably any movie with Steven "no facial expression" Segal.

Mug Funky

10th April 2005, 17:22

Bad Taste is a cult classic by all accounts... i'm pretty sure the title is a fair warning of what to expect (i haven't seen it btw).

oh... Bad Boy Bubby is coming soon to Aussie audiences. looking forward to this one.

Arachnotron

10th April 2005, 18:11

Bad Taste is a cult classic by all accounts... i'm pretty sure the title is a fair warning of what to expect (i haven't seen it btw). It's not just the taste that is bad. It's the story, the effects... I suppose it is just like "plan 9 from outer space". It is so mind-bogglingly bad it became cult because of that. Because I cannot find anything else noteworthy about it.

If you want bad taste in it's purest form, try "Ilsa, she wolf of the SS". Now there is some bad taste for you!

unskinnyboy

10th April 2005, 19:24

Of the recent movies, one movie I nearly fell asleep in the cinemas was 'Constantine'..I was bored to death. :rolleyes:

jon.schaffer

10th April 2005, 19:26

Originally posted by Arachnotron
It's not just the taste that is bad. It's the story, the effects... I suppose it is just like "plan 9 from outer space". It is so mind-bogglingly bad it became cult because of that...
We can't compare Bad Taste and Plan 9.
Ed Wood was persuaded he was making a science fiction masterpiece, whereas you have just a ridiculous and boring movie that became cult because of this.
Peter Jackson did a science fiction/gore-movie parody/comedy. It's intended to make people laugh and reach its goal quite well (whereas we laugh at Edward Wood). (see the confirmation of his humour in Braindead)
As for the effects: Jackson made everything in the movie (the make-ups, the false guns, a steady-cam, etc.), used an old Bolex camera (30 sec shots max, no sound, designed for holydays movies!), played two roles... This guy is somehow a genius!

Sorry for this expression of my opinion on this, but I like too much Jackson's work :p

PS: the Making Of Bad Taste is an even more intersting film than Bad Taste itself... (yes, I admit that there are much fascinating movies than Bad Taste...;))

EDIT: typos

Colargol

14th April 2005, 14:41

The worst film I've ever watched through must be "Hercules in New York" starring Ahhnold!

With every other movie that sucked bad, I just didn't bare to watch the hole shit

Arachnotron

14th April 2005, 20:39

@jon.schaffer:
Peter Jackson did a science fiction/gore-movie parody/comedy. It's intended to make people laugh and reach its goal quite well (whereas we laugh at Edward Wood). (see the confirmation of his humour in Braindead)Ahh... but I didn't know that when I tried to watch it. :) Perspective is everything when watching cult classics I suppose.

But thanks for the tip, I'll watch the documentary and maybe give the movie it a second chance afterwards. :)

LordRPI

14th April 2005, 21:02

Originally posted by DigitAl56K
Legally Blonde 2.

Technically, I shouldn't bag this movie without seeing it in its entirity, but I couldn't bring myself to watch for more than 5 minutes. The memories still haunt me, but my therapist says I may eventually recover.

You must need a therapist. I couldn't bare to watch more than 30 seconds. It's an insult to all J.D.'s.

SeeMoreDigital

15th April 2005, 16:18

Boxing Helena (1993) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106471/).... Oh dear :eek:

At least Kim Basinger had the good sense to turn it down... even if she did get sued.

It's so bad it has not even made it to PAL DVD... Which is good ;)

Cheers

maguirer

22nd April 2005, 05:20

Hollywood's New Blood (http://imdb.com/title/tt0095314/)

The Geek

22nd April 2005, 05:40

The worst one I've ever seen was Scary Movie. It wasn't funny at all, had no story in it, it was just boring crap from beginning to end.
I haven't watched the sequels, so I don't know if they are worse. Pretty hard to beat the first movie, though.

The Geek

DigitAl56K

22nd April 2005, 06:09

I think perhaps you missed the point of Scary Movie... ;)

cypher_soundz

22nd April 2005, 13:19

yes , i must say some times movies aren't to peoples taste (i liked scary movie very funny ;) ) , but even if you didin't like it , it sure wasn't the worst movie ever ;)
Regards
cyph

theReal

22nd April 2005, 14:28

The worst one I've ever seen was Scary Movie. Scary Movie was a comedy-ripoff of the Scream movies (and other popular horror thrillers). It was making fun of the other movies by quoting scenes. If you haven't seen any of the movies it was making fun of, then of course it wasn't funny at all for you... :)

Arachnotron

22nd April 2005, 14:34

Vampirella (http://imdb.com/title/tt0118063/)
For those of us that fondly remember reading the original comic series this one is painfull to watch...:)

alge66

22nd April 2005, 23:00

Dead End and Farenheit 9/11.

jon.schaffer

25th April 2005, 20:29

Originally posted by alge66
...Farenheit 9/11.
Beware... political discussion lies beneath... ;)

theReal

26th April 2005, 09:34

Originally posted by jon.schaffer
Beware... political discussion lies beneath... ;)

Apart from the political contents I can't see a technical reason why Fahrenheit 9/11 was bad. The film was pure infotainment. Documentary mixed with comedy in a very enjoyable way. Think what you want about Moore's thesis, but I think the movie was made brilliantly. It's not intellectual or anything - it was able to reach the masses even its main theme is politics...that's quite something for a documentary-style movie!

cypher_soundz

26th April 2005, 13:50

keeping this more about the films people rather than what they are about.

/me avoids political discussion ;)

Maybe this is why alge66 said it was the worst film ever?

check out :
michael moore hates america (http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/) <--- i liked this film very much, shows a very different side!

Fahrenhype 911 (http://www.fahrenhype911.com/) <-- not so good , but still ok

and here are a bunch of sites that are anti michael moore :) tells you his techniques, and how certain things are jsut not true. IMHO he doesn't make documentrys, but fiction :eek:

http://www.hardylaw.net/Truth_About_Bowling.html

http://www.mooreexposed.com/

http://moorewatch.com/index.php/weblog/f911

http://www.moorewatch.com/

http://moorelies.com/

http://bowlingfortruth.com/

http://www.michael-moore.com/

http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/

http://michaelamour.blogspot.com/

Regards
cyph

Mug Funky

26th April 2005, 16:19

/me avoids political discussion

ummm... what's with the link list then?

you do realise that a lot of those sites are bankrolled by republicans either directly or indirectly.

but on the flipside, f911 put me off moore forever. as a non-american i found it sick-making... even worse that i'm on his side! it's just not the way to put a case - if the good guys misrepresent everything, then what the hell separates them from the bad guys? you gotta have credibility or skeptics like me will just dismiss you as a fat, whingeing hypocrite.

the corporation was a great doco. though obviously taking a side, it still presented both sides of the argument without obvious distortion (7 hours of extras to pore through if you don't believe me - it's a monster).

as far as bad movies go... here's a few from my neck of the woods:

- Lantana. this is by far the most overrated movie i've ever encountered. it's put australian film back at least 30 years, right when we're reeling from the australia-us FTA messing everything up. not only was it boring as hell, but it was self-indulgent pseudo-intellectual art-wank that served no meaningful purpose but to alienate the 4 or 5 people that bothered to actually watch it instead of just rave about how "good" it is.

- Somersault. extremely boring, with pretty inaccessible and not particularly likable characters. you see boobs, but it's totally not worth sitting through it just for that. obviously trying to be another "lantana", which isn't a good idea.

- Take Away. bloody terrible. breakfast-radio style comedy film with far less charisma. i thought it might be cool, but it was just tiresome.

sadly, all the talent here goes overseas because it can't get funding here. the Australian Film Finance Commission is run by a pack of empty-headed, elitist wankers that clearly don't have the best interests of a once great industry at heart. so good films go overseas to get made (and go quite well, too), and bad films get made, fail, and make it harder to fund the next one.

it's a good thing everyone's got cameras now and can just go shoot their own ideas and make something of them without the need for much funding.

cypher_soundz

27th April 2005, 03:55

ummm... what's with the link list then?

i posted the list on my blog, jsut a copy and paste :) i must say that i made my mind up that there is no one answer and its really in the middle, but thats IMHO.

i see it as a moore discussion ;) maybe on thin ice though, so im gunna call it a day on the moore subject :)
Regards
cyph

[storm-shadow]

27th April 2005, 08:13

I would have to go with a little flick called Captured (http://imdb.com/title/tt0130530/). This flick was just plain bad, no comedy in it whatsoever, like a good bad movie can offer (see: Mansquito). I believe it was STV, but it might have been a latenight cable release.

As for movies with moderate commercial success, I almost always point my finger towards The Hours (http://imdb.com/title/tt0274558/). I was bored nearly to death by it, and it played a large part in my complete lack of faith in The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. That, and the whole Martin Scorsese dilly-o!

jon.schaffer

27th April 2005, 13:30

I note that, in this thread, very often, "bad movie" = "boring movie". Even if I think it's a way to define it, I think that it's not always the case.
I found some movies a little (or sometimes really) boring but appreciate their qualities. One example comes to my mind: The Pledge (by Sean Penn). I came close to sleep while watching, but I still consider it as a good movie: serious, straight, mature, etc. Far from some of the mainstream shits which awake you only with decibels...

Alone with this paradox?

Another way to define a bad movie: when you just feel shame for the director/actors... ?

johnhamler1

27th April 2005, 16:22

oh, there was a movie with keenu reaves (the guy of matrix), got it at wall mart for 5$....borring! and stupid!I dont remember the title...

the stupidest movies are probaly with van damn. this actor is so bad! even movies with bud spencer and terrence hill are better.

harry putter really suck!I watch the first one, com'on, this is stupid, I "zzzzzzzzz" during the movie.and I can not believe that some guys went to watch the second movie.dont u have better to do in ur life???

harry potter is the kid I punched when at the kindergarten!glass or no glass!i hate him ;)

niamh

27th April 2005, 16:45

even movies with bud spencer and terrence hill are better.
LoL

Mug Funky

28th April 2005, 15:39

Alone with this paradox?

Another way to define a bad movie: when you just feel shame for the director/actors... ?

you have a good point. however, no matter how slowly paced a movie may be, it doesn't mean it's boring.

but if people find a movie boring, it quite simply has failed artistically. if the medium of film can't excite an audience, then the director (or whoever) simply hasn't tried - film is such an engaging experience. you're in a large dark room with speakers all around you and a gigantic screen in front of you. actors loom like gods in a closeup. a cinema is a modern-day temple, really. it's pretty hard for this kind of spectacle to be boring, but somehow a lot of filmmakers manage it. perhaps they are boring people? or did they hate their subject so much that they didn't care how they presented it?

i've never quite had the balls to do this yet, but i wonder if people can get refunds if they don't like the movie they paid to see? so many movies promise so much but deliver so little, that really i think enough refunds could help the industry - after all, sales figures say nothing about how good a film is, merely how effective the ad campaign was. refund figures, however, could tell the other side of the story - how many people hated the film.

johnhamler1

28th April 2005, 15:52

I asked for a refund when I was in the USA.
left 15 minutes after the show begins, went to the desk: "look, I would like a refund, cuz this movie really sucks, can I get my money back?"

for me it works!

[storm-shadow]

28th April 2005, 19:17

I note that, in this thread, very often, "bad movie" = "boring movie". Even if I think it's a way to define it, I think that it's not always the case.[...]

Of course, thats what this thread is about. I wasn't exactly expecting the Most Definitive Guide Ever To Bad Movies Vol. 1 - but more of an Anti-Desert Island favorites list. When I start a thread like this (and maybe even the person who started this one) I am looking for some movies that may have slipped under my radar, or that I haven't seen in a long while. I actually discovered Mansquito that way (mentioned in my previous post). That movie sucked so hard it owned!

Afterwards, we should add up all the various titles here and see who won.

I walked out of Excess Baggage when it was in the theatres, didn't get a cash refund, but I did get a free showing of another movie in the theatre. I forget what I watched, but I cashed in the voucher dealie thing in upon the next available showtime. I watched maybe 20 minutes of Excess Baggage before I left. Caught it on cable a few years later. Heh.

niamh

28th April 2005, 20:31

Well if you want terribly bad movies, I own a certain number........where to start?
Thor the conqueror (http://imdb.com/title/tt0200211/) is extremely high up on the list for a start :D

Doobie

29th April 2005, 02:39

You can find a lot of bad movies at Rotten Tomatoes. Currently, there's not a movie critic in the country that likes King's Ransom. There's your bad movie of the year. I haven't seen the movie, but the plot sounds reasonably good (a rich guy who fakes his kidnapping to prevent his ex from getting his money). Who says the worst movie has to have the worst plot?

elizerrojas

30th April 2005, 12:56

"cry baby" with jonny depp what a garbage. want the 30 centys a pay 4 the disc back.

elizerrojas

30th April 2005, 12:58

Originally posted by diogo6
off the top of my head, I would have to say Bones with Snoop Dogg, he should stick to rapping and doing "Girls Gone Wild" (not that that's any good either)

r u kidding me, if a movie shows a breast, it is a goooood movie

elizerrojas

30th April 2005, 13:03

isn't Elizabeth berkly naked on that? if so, how can it b a bad movie?

elizerrojas

30th April 2005, 13:09

Originally posted by cypher_soundz
I'm afraid so ;) did you miss that Jennifer Love Hewitt was in the film? :p kinda bad plot, but she made up for it.
Regards
Cyph
goooooood point man, goood point. jennifer=goood movie.and yes i don't care about the plot if she is in it.

cypher_soundz

30th April 2005, 14:39

Originally posted by elizerrojas
goooooood point man, goood point. jennifer=goood movie.and yes i don't care about the plot if she is in it.

IE : Garfield :p ;)

Regards
cyph

Mug Funky

2nd May 2005, 09:50

r u kidding me, if a movie shows a breast, it is a goooood movie

i beg to differ. watch "somersault" and you'll eat those words...

most

boring

movie

ever

elizerrojas

2nd May 2005, 11:18

Originally posted by Mug Funky
i beg to differ. watch "somersault" and you'll eat those words...

most

boring

movie

ever hey what do you want? i'm a guy

theReal

2nd May 2005, 18:43

:D nothing to be ashamed of... I watched "Anywhere But Here" on tv only because Natalie Portman was in it :D

cyberVera

5th May 2005, 22:14

Two of them fighting for that "honour": Event Horizon and Silent Warnings, with Cabin Fever very close to them :-)

mudda_t

6th May 2005, 01:51

xXx: State of the Union (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0329774/) is absolutely horrible. As for sequels its worse than Charlies Angels 2 (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0305357/) and giving Starship Troopers 2 (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0367093/) a run as worst sequel ever in my book.

Mug Funky

6th May 2005, 16:50

cyberVera: Event horizon scared the bollocks off me when i was 15... i guess that makes it alright.

of course, watching it now i just think it's funny.

that ship looked awesome, too. really brutishly ugly, like being tailgated by the truck from Duel in space. stuff of nightmares. cudos to the designers right there.

haven't seen this, but Miss Congeniality 2 looks like it wouldn't be out of place in this list.

Cyberia

6th May 2005, 17:13

Does it have to be a mainstream movie? Because I had the misfortune of not changing the channel soon enough and I saw a bit of "Playmate of the Apes" on HBO the other day. Oh...My...God.

It is so easily the worst movie ever made, by far.

It was like watching a train wreck. After 10 minutes of that I wanted to sell my TV.

Mug Funky

6th May 2005, 18:45

search for "serial slayer" aka "claustrophobia".

this no budget flick is pretty damn bad. funny thing is it has a commentary track...

Boow

7th May 2005, 06:06

Vampiyaz

Now this is the alltime worstest movie ever. I bet all the actors were payed 50 bucks. This thing had to be shot with a camcoder,not a modern one either.

mayjay

7th May 2005, 18:58

the worst film has to be KICKBOXER
:D

eppy_tommy

8th May 2005, 17:30

Let's see...DVD's i own but only wached once...28 Days and Cyborg. 28 days was no-name actors and horrid visual effects. Cyborg had an upside to an unusually bad storyline and cinematics. The upside you ask?....answer: Angelina Jolies boobs.

shevegen

9th May 2005, 23:23

there are too many bad movies
i dont want to start putting names because i wouldnt finish before falling asleep again

lets make a best movie ever thread! (and not make it infotainment or documentary because i dont think they are really a MOVIE)

stax76

10th May 2005, 01:17

lets make a best movie ever thread!

a thread I remember because I've posted in there is: whats your favorite movie? (http://forum.doom9.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17887)

artoor

11th May 2005, 18:28

hmmm... the worst film I have ever seen is "The Cell" with Jennifer Lopez... yszzz... weak acting and hopeless plot...

Regards

ukb008

13th May 2005, 02:21

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I never knew bad movies are so exciting to discuss (142 posts, 5388 views, 8 pages). I thought they'd always warrant silent disregard.

If we have so much gusto discussing bad films, seriously thinking about them, lovingly naming them, longingly dissect them, then they are popular!

Maybe, therefore, they aren't that bad, after all?

Regards.

Although you are certainly aware of it, here (http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom) is a list of bottom 100 films voted by users at the IMDb.

ukb008

13th May 2005, 02:27

And can we revive that thread (http://forum.doom9.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17887) about your favorite movie? The last post in it was on 10th June 2003...

Regards.

Aquilonious

5th January 2006, 21:37

I just had to add my 2 cents. :D

Worst movie: Alien 3

Nothing like killing off all the main characters of the story that were so well developed in Alien & Aliens. Want to know more? Listen to the end of Jim Cameron's commentary on Aliens.

Cheesus

10th January 2006, 08:39

I had to add my 2cents too, I haven't come across this thread yet. Also I think it's curious that this worse film ever thread has nearly double the response as the best ever film thread.

I think how bad a movie is should be judged on how angry it makes you, how far you feel it's insulted your intelligence.

It's already been mentioned but the movie that just made me spitting, hopping mad was Independence Day. I still to this day don't know how my head didn't explode or I didn't throw up when Bill Pullman (the president that doubles up as world saving fighter pilot) made that patriotic rallying speech and gets saluted by that soldier 'cause he's so goddamed heroic. My first reaction was to laugh (for a second or two in sheer disbelief), the second to kill the director. It still gives me goosebumps from cringing about it even now. Personally for me, it's the worst film I've seen by a country mile.
Rant over

Another film I'd like to give an honourable mention because the ending was so bad it ruined the whole film for me (which I was quite enjoying until then) is The Lawnmower Man. Again, the ending made me totally angry. Why oh why did that telephone have to ring? It's the most predictable plot "twist" I've ever come across and consequently I had to completely reevaluate my opinion of it.

@ sugarmonster
That clip is hilarious. I just don't get what was going on in their heads when they came up with the split screens idea. There's only ever one part of the split that has anything going on, in the rest of the splits there are just people standing around doing nothing. Genius. It's a bit like the different camera angles you can view on interactive big brother, except there's nothing ever going on in any of the cameras in BB! ;)

I think this demonstrates the difference between a film that's so bad it's good and a film that's just damn right bad, the ability to make you laugh. I know I said I laughed at Independence Day, but it was genuine disbelief at the garbage that was being screened and it wore off very quickly.

random asshat

10th January 2006, 10:00

Better late than never ..

My votes on Gigli (2003) (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/)

worst .. movie .. evar.

elizerrojas

10th January 2006, 13:01

let me tell you why this thead is so popular. because in some small way, we are still yelling; GIVE MY MONEY BACK!

Backflip

10th January 2006, 13:18

One of the worst I've seen is Boo! (2005) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0385560/).

Solo

10th January 2006, 13:29

There are lots but the most recent was The Dukes Of Hazard (2005).

Chainmax

10th January 2006, 13:39

Anything by Uwe Boll. Brace yourselves for BloodRayne! :scared:.

I can imagine how bad Miami Vice is going to be. So much so that Colin Farrel had to OD in order to make it through the filming :devil:. And to think that part of it was filmed here in Uruguay :o.

Soulhunter

21st January 2006, 12:28

For the german members: This (http://www.haikosfilmlexikon.de/splatter/ij/ichpissa.html) is definitive the worst flick ever... :scared:

Bye

Firesurfer

25th January 2006, 12:27

I was not able to read all the posts in this thread, but I'm sure the worst movie ever must be "House of the Dead". It was so hilarious I actually started reading the nutrition facts on my bag of chips to be entertained.

And just my 2cents for how to rate a movie:

When you are bored to death but the movie has a theme that usually interests you, it can safely be called a bad movie. When it's boring to you and the theme ain't your interest, then you should not rate it. It just was'nt your taste. I personally found some of the movies mentioned here perfectly entertaining and well made and I guess that horror freaks should just not rate movies like "The Hours" or "My own private Idaho"

kurt

25th January 2006, 13:28

Paycheck was simply awful - too much stolen elements, crude story...

Fantastic 4 wasn't also a favorite for my part :)

Chainmax

25th January 2006, 13:54

Mug Funky

25th January 2006, 15:14

i saw Underworld Evolution on the weekend.

only good parts belonged to Kate Beckinsale :), though i did laugh heartily at the violent climactic scene, and laughed loudly and inappropriately at the concluding statement (terminator 2 conclusion anyone? RIPOFF!).

funny it got an OFLC rating of MA - strong sex scenes and strong violence. there was nothing of the sort - 1 okay sex scene and some comical violence doesn't really count. but then the OFLC are useless annoying #@%$!$#@'ers anyway.

elizerrojas

25th January 2006, 15:28

if kate shows as much as a leg, the movie is a good movie. that hot she is.

Mug Funky

25th January 2006, 16:59

well then it's definitely worth seeing.

probably the only really well photographed scene in that moofie. interesting angle too - not usual for a mainstream film.

Lyle_JP

26th January 2006, 00:43

In a post-apocalyptic future where you must roller-skate or die, you might be lucky enough to have you life saved by the usually nekkid lesbian nuns who worship the smiley-face. But remember, they can only heal you once. Why? It's the rules, dammit! It's a world where the effects are done on video and the most evil villain is a hand-puppet. If there is a film worse than Roller Blade (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089930/), I don't want to see it.

spuddog

26th January 2006, 00:52

I'm sorry if this has already been brought up. Asking about the worst is surely the same as aking about the best. Rule 12. I know I will get a flamed for this, but anytime someone asks "what is best" someone jumps on them. What is the difference in asking what is worst?

shevegen

26th January 2006, 02:25

I am neither interested in whats worst or whats best.
And not all forum rules make sense. But i believe the rule was put up to prevent questions like "whats the best codec" since people are picky about replying and explaining to newbies, normally. ;)

But if I have to pick a movie that really sucked, then it was

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

No, really, I hate Harry Potter, but at least it had some nice effects.
But come on... Dungeons and Dragons is probably one of the worst movies ever.

And the basic theme was NOT SO BAD about it !
But the movie became a crap one

adam

26th January 2006, 06:52

You may have a winner with D&D. That movie is terrible. It is just so forced. Like how they are running from the enemy and oops, we tripped over a dwarf sleeping. Ok now we have a dwarf in our party and he is going to fight with us till the end for no particular reason.

I read and article about how the entire cast revolted against the director because it was turning out so bad. By the end they were just ad-libbing everything.