Krizzz989
28th March 2003, 03:35
'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256
some experpts:
"In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS. "
that's really nice of him, but that's MESSING WITH THE TIME LINE
"However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."
stupid cops expect him to tell us how time travel works?
give me a break!
"Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
whoa.
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256
some experpts:
"In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS. "
that's really nice of him, but that's MESSING WITH THE TIME LINE
"However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."
stupid cops expect him to tell us how time travel works?
give me a break!
"Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
whoa.