Sarreq Teryx
25th February 2003, 16:12
WARNING: THIS POST IS ENTIRELY OFF TOPIC FOR THIS FORUM'S CONTENT
this has been driving me nuts for the past 5 years (when I last had a copy of it), no search engine can find a trace of it (not the proper one any way), but it was bloody hilarious and I'd like to have a copy of it again.
It's called "The Book of Cow" by The Crow (I really wish I could remember the guy's real name). do not confuse this with "The Book of Cow God #" or "The Book of Cow" which starts "In the beginning there was COW from which all good chocolate came", or Cult of the Dead Cow's "The Book of Cow" by Frakin Gibe, or especially anything relating to "Cow and Chicken" which shows up when searching using that same string. The one I'm looking for was originally (maybe secondarily, but any way) posted on a philadelphia local dial-up BBS called Huge Knockers/The Big Red One.
Excerts include (roughly for the most part, it's been 5 years):
In the beginning there was a black void known only as Kevin's Closet, and Kevin saw this closet and said "let there be light", and there was light, for Kevin had turned on the switch
(My Signature)
And as I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, Lord, thy balls and shaft, they comfort me, you annoint my head with oil, some salt, a dash of pepper, a sprigg of parsley......Lord?............Lord??? What dost thou intend to do with that fork???
I can't remember any more of it at the moment, but anyone who can help I'd love for life.
this has been driving me nuts for the past 5 years (when I last had a copy of it), no search engine can find a trace of it (not the proper one any way), but it was bloody hilarious and I'd like to have a copy of it again.
It's called "The Book of Cow" by The Crow (I really wish I could remember the guy's real name). do not confuse this with "The Book of Cow God #" or "The Book of Cow" which starts "In the beginning there was COW from which all good chocolate came", or Cult of the Dead Cow's "The Book of Cow" by Frakin Gibe, or especially anything relating to "Cow and Chicken" which shows up when searching using that same string. The one I'm looking for was originally (maybe secondarily, but any way) posted on a philadelphia local dial-up BBS called Huge Knockers/The Big Red One.
Excerts include (roughly for the most part, it's been 5 years):
In the beginning there was a black void known only as Kevin's Closet, and Kevin saw this closet and said "let there be light", and there was light, for Kevin had turned on the switch
(My Signature)
And as I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, Lord, thy balls and shaft, they comfort me, you annoint my head with oil, some salt, a dash of pepper, a sprigg of parsley......Lord?............Lord??? What dost thou intend to do with that fork???
I can't remember any more of it at the moment, but anyone who can help I'd love for life.