The most off-topic EVER!!!

[Sarreq Teryx]

Anyone living in the 215/610 area of america, I'm looking for something written about 7 years ago in 1995 called "The Book of Cow", but not the Cult of the Dead Cow, the Bovination "The Book of Cow God #" or Franken Gibe versions, the one I want was by a guy called (at the time, online) The Crow (on at least one dialup BBS). It was originally posted on The Big Red One / Huge Knockers BBS, but it has to have migrated to the web or someones HD somewhere. It's a very funny peice, but I lost my copy a couple years ago, and it's been bugging me that I haven't been able to find it yet.

[gerti67]

Hi Sarreq Teryx,

I was just curious and googled with "the book of cow gibe" here are some links:

http://www.textfiles.com/groups/CDC/
http://www.totse.com/en/ego/cult_of_the_dead_cow/cdc008.html
http://www.mit.edu/people/ethlfrog/bovinism.html

Are you speaking of these - come on, it couldn't have been this easy - took only about 1 minute - so it must be the wrong stuff. ;)

Hope this helps,
Gerti

P.S. Pretty weird stuff - isn't it? :D

[Sarreq Teryx]

Those are the ones I DON'T want, sorry. If it were that easy, I wouldn't be asking around all the forums I'm on.