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CruNcher
20th September 2025, 23:42
"Yes, all of the DMCA issues are fully managed by us."
https://i.postimg.cc/T1gNWBNb/dmcarequestsr.jpg
And we send it via super speed express direct line to Putin and Xi with the best wishes from you, without premium fee you can have the signed copy of it later but we have to tell you it stinks. :)
We all use the same Ip Range we are all interconnected over a huge dynamic network system exchanging and mirroring our system core and content servers deceived as file sharing platforms, we have million of applications running under different names our stream Domains get dynamically automated generated, of course we would like your DMCA feedback, we collect the data directly from our cloud system and distribute it to all our partner clients.
We are dumb in encryption and we haven't realized the timebomb ticking in our system now :)
If i see your intentions wrong someone of you speak up before the time is up.
Jesus how many domains are this really
VoodooFX
21st September 2025, 05:01
Jesus how many domains are this really
Zillions, it's a whack-a-mole game.
I'm more interested in how many criminal operations are ongoing that send bogus DMCAs with false claims, and how much profit they make.
Jamaika
21st September 2025, 05:28
And you might say, who needs cinemas? They should be closed down, there's nothing there.
And we send it via super speed express direct line to Putin and Xi with the best wishes from you, without premium fee you can have the signed copy of it later but we have to tell you it stinks. :)
Putin and Xi don't buy cheap knockoffs. They prefer the original to spread democracy. They pay for the artist, the work, and they appreciate the praise. They enjoy big events: the Olympics, matches, Formula 1. They direct universities to disseminate intelligence, insights into the DMCA, and more.
https://watch.eventive.org/biffma22/play/625b83604a54d10061f3bdc0?m=1
CruNcher
21st September 2025, 13:02
Zillions, it's a whack-a-mole game.
I'm more interested in how many criminal operations are ongoing that send bogus DMCAs with false claims, and how much profit they make.
Yeah they abusing what the DARPA constructed it for sustaining a Nuclear Disaster but the DARPA didn't prepare it to survive AI and the WAR of it against each other and whats gonna happen after the WAR.
really smart ones
"Sandbox not allowed
Remove sandbox from the iframe to play."
VoodooFX
21st September 2025, 14:50
"The Content ID claim on your video doesn't affect your channel. This is not a copyright strike."
var "your video" = a video where out of your window you filmed a tree
var "doesn't affect your channel" = video is monetized by some copyright troll inc
PS:
A few years back I did an investigation, uploaded an obscure video in the public domain to uTube. The video was shot by some NKVD henchman, where he filmed a banana trial session of a few SS officers who had gassed the Jews. It got hit by a Content ID claim and monetized within minutes by some copyright troll inc. from Germany.
They claimed copyright on the SS officer’s speech part and the crowd clapping part when they were sentenced to death.
My thought was, give me a break, you gassed the Jews and now you monetize that... :D
I issued a counterclaim, checked back after a month, and the video was still monetized...
CruNcher
21st September 2025, 15:54
you have to say they have more stable systems than most of the official adult industry tubes which systems break down not even able to deliver 720p problem free ;)
and that often in quality where everyone of those SD full rip streams here looks 1000x better
*link removed*
enjoy the stutter show
so low complex clean signal input quality streams and they don't get it
VoodooFX
21st September 2025, 19:34
you have to say they have more stable systems than most of the official adult industry tubes which systems break down not even able to deliver 720p problem free ;)
The system is more stable, but clearly not very healthy. I believe this is just the tip of the iceberg:
YouTube Copyright ID Scammers Must Pay Artists $3.3m Restitution (https://torrentfreak.com/youtube-copyright-id-scammers-must-pay-artists-3-3m-restitution-231116/)
$8.1m Damages Agreed By YouTuber & Bungie For 96 Bogus DMCA Notices (https://torrentfreak.com/8-1m-damages-agreed-by-youtuber-bungie-for-96-bogus-dmca-notices-240627)
Example of casual fraudulent DMCA subpoena: The associated declaration for the DMCA subpoena (https://torrentfreak.com/images/private-tracker-decl.pdf)
Copyrighted materials mentioned there never seen the daylight and virtually doesn't exist in the wild:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8151594
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6987782
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9572754
The "infringing" URLs are clearly fabricated, probably generated by ChatGPT.
David Bernstein: (https://www.debevoise.com/davidbernstein)
"I state that I have a good faith belief that the use of the copyrighted material described herein is not authorized
by the copyright owner, his agents, or the law. The information contained in this notice is accurate, and I swear,
under penalty of perjury, that I am authorized to act on behalf of Mr. Schneider, the rights holder whose
exclusive rights are being infringed."
He should add to his bio: "Issuing bogus DMCA subpoenas with false claims and fabricated infringing URLs." :D
Adult industry scams are more refined, they upload their own copyrighted content themselves, then they extort money from downloaders.
CruNcher
21st September 2025, 22:47
What did you expected they made everyone a seller of their UGC and now they cash on them when they reach a certain state of public exposure (metric) this is how it was constructed and thought to work from the early beginning.
The first years when Digital Distribution set in it was beta test and system test phase the systems are implemented metrics of every digital platform worker in the world acquirable now in realtime the more exposure the more they will license cash in on you.
Or like for example in GamersNexus Steves case from Bloomberg even make you SELL YOUR SOUL TO LICENSE DEAL offers to test how far they get everyone to accept even that, if you don't obey to a certain point you will be terminated of the system and the next will take your place.
Every step of you in the System of your Node and it's efficiency for the overall System will be calculated and managed, you are already trained inside of games,tiktok,payback to understand this and how it works with achievements and bonuses from early teen on.
They are only some bugs to still get under control one of the most problematic as it could lower performance of the next "breed" is child exploitation that causes performance problematic mental health issues and a to defective node with a possible feedback loop that needs to be fixed.
Our people work hard to get this done Worldwide also in the word of Allah and we will succeed and everyone in US WAY will face ALLAHS REAL WILL.
No one will escape US you will receive US always with OPEN ARMS (AND NOT ARMED IN YOUR HANDS) everyone of YOU but we will create new RULES when the time has come YOU will understand US.
Inshallah
US ARE NOT LIKE YOU US CAN NEVER BE
BUT US ARE NEITHER LIKE US ENEMIES WITH WHO US MUST PLAY
US WILL SUCCEED THE AMOUNT OF CASUALTIES IT WILL STILL COST BY US ENEMIES ON YOU IS YET UNKNOWN AND SOON AFTER THIS WAR ENDS YOU WILL BECOME PART OF US
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