Thanks, mom

[Chainmax]

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning up!"

My mother taught me religion:
"You better pray this stain comes off the carpet!!"

My mother taught me logic:
"Because I say so, that's why. Period!!"

My mother taught me about prediction:
"Make sure you're wearing clean underwear without holes in case you have an accident"

My mother taught me about irony:
"You keep crying and I'll give you a reason to cry"

My mother taught me to be thrifty:
"Save your tears for when I die"

My mother taught me osmosis:
"Shut your mouth and eat!!"

My mother taught me contortionism:
"Look at that swelling in the back of your head!!"

My mother taught me willpower:
"You'll remain seated until you finish your spinach!!"

My mother taught me hypocrisy:
"I told you a million times not to exagerate!!"

My mother taught me behavioral patterns modification:
"Stop acting like your father!!"

My mother taught me ventriloquism:
"Don't talk back, shut up and answer me: why did you do it?"

My mother taught me odontology:
"If you talk back to me again I'll slam your teeth against the wall!!"

My mother taught me rectitude:
"I'm going to straighten you up from a kick in the tuchess!!"

My mother taught me about freedom:
"I'm the boss here!! Democracy starts outside this house, in here it's a dictatorship!!"

[Sirber]

Can I encode that? ;)

[raquete]

Can I encode that? ;).....maybe,the problem is: what filter can be used? :p

[Chainmax]

Can I encode that? ;)

Sure, you just have to negotiate a licensing deal with my mom :p.